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Aye Khuda jab b tera asmaan dekhta hon

Islamic Poetry sms Aye Khuda jab b tera asmaan dekhta hon Us mai basa Ek jahaan dekhta hon Na'janey kitny he jahaanon ki sair karta hon Khol kar jub tera Quran dekhta hon Tere Ahsaan kitne hain Bandon...

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Us Chiraag Ki Trha Geo

Anmol Moti sms "Great words" Us Chiraag Ki Trha Geo Jo Badshah K Mahal Main Bhi Utni Hi Roshni Deta Hai, Jitni Kisi Ghareeb Ki Jhonpri Main Roshni Deta Hai..!

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Teacher : Kisi aisi jaga ka name batao jahan bohat sary log

Student Teacher sms Teacher : Kisi aisi jaga ka name batao jahan bohat sary log hon phir b ap Tanha feel karty ho.. . . . . Student : . . . . Examination hall:p

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1 sheikh ko apne parosi se maangney ki Aadat thi,

Sheikh sms 1 sheikh ko apne parosi se maangney ki Aadat thi, 1 baar wo apne parosi k paas gaya aur bola: "Kia Apki car faarig hai?" Parosi matlab samajte huay bola: "Nahi aaj gaari porey din farig nahi...

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Pathan ki wife: “Aaj hum ne special khana banaya hy

Pathan sms Pathan ki wife: "Aaj hum ne special khana banaya hy jisko kha k aap khushi sy pagal ho jao gy." Pathan: "BEGUM aisa kia pakaya hy?" Wife: "NASWAR k QOfteY:-

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Sheikh ki B v: Bas b Karo Ye tea bag 18 Dafa Use Kr Liya

Sheikh sms Sheikh ki B v: Bas b Karo Ye tea bag 18 Dafa Use Kr Liya Ab Phenk den, Shaikh: Kar di Na Jaahilon Wali Baat,is k Packet Pr Expiry Date dec 2011 Likhi hy. ;-

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Son: Papa aaj ammi itni khamosh kyo bethi hain??

Jokes sms Son: Papa aaj ammi itni khamosh kyo bethi hain?? Papa: kuch nahi,light gai hoi the Ussne Lipstick mangi thi, Maine ELFi dedi....;-) shaid naraz ho ge hai:-D

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Sardar: Dunya ka sb se Purana Janwar konsa hai

Sardar sms Sardar: Dunya ka sb se Purana Janwar konsa hai?? 2nd sardar: ZEBRA Sardar: wo kese? 2nd sardar: Oye yar wo Abi tk Black & White hy

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Misbah: Hum 18 March ko Sachin ko kisi hall main

Cricket sms Misbah: Hum 18 March ko Sachin ko kisi hall main 100th century nai bnany daingy, Hafeez: Magar hum usy rokenge kese? Misbah: Hum 90 pe All Out ho jayenge.

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QURAN me ZINDAGI ka zikar 145 bar aya hai

Islamic Info sms Intresting Information in QURAN 1- QURAN me ZINDAGI ka zikar 145 bar aya hai Or MAUT ka zikar b 145 bar. 2- FARISHTON ka zikar 88 bar Or SHETAAN ka zikar b 88 bar. 3- DUNIYA ka zikar...

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Muskurany ki aadat bi kitni mehngi pari hum ko Wasi

Wasi Poetry sms Muskurany ki aadat bi kitni mehngi pari hum ko Wasi Chhor diya sb ne ye soch kar k hum bohat khush hain

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YE MERA RUB HE Hai Jisay Maine Haalat e Marz mai Pukara to Shifa de di

Islamic sms "YE MERA RUB HE Hai" Jisay Maine Haalat e Marz mai Pukara to Shifa de di Bhook main Pukara to Rizq de dia Piyas main Pukara to Pani Pila diya Zillat main Pukara to Izzat de di Jehalat main...

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The Greatest Mistake we Humans make in destroying our Relationships

Anmol Moti sms The Greatest Mistake we Humans make in destroying our Relationships: "We Listen Half, Understand Quarter, Think Zero and React DOUBLE!"

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Main ELm ka sheher hon

Hadees e Nabavi sms Hazrat Muhammad Sallallaho Alaihe Wasallam ne farmaya! "Main ELm ka sheher hon, Abu Bakar us sheher ki Bunyad hai or Umer uski Deewar hai Or Usman uski Chhat hai Or Ali uska Darwaza...

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Koi ta’veez Ho Rd-e-Bla Ka

Love Poetry sms Koi ta'veez Ho Rd-e-Bla Ka Meray pechay mohabat pr gai hai

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Chote bache ne drwaza khola or apne bhai ki grlfrnd ko dekh k bola

Jokes sms Masomyat ki Inteha; Chote bache ne drwaza khola or apne bhai ki grlfrnd ko dekh k bola: . . . . . Aap Roz mere Bhai Se Mlne AaJati Hen, aapka Apna bhai Nhi Hy.

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Kuch log meri duniya main khushbu ki tarha hain, WASI

Wasi Poetry sms Kuch log meri duniya main khushbu ki tarha hain, WASI Roz Mehsus to hotay hain per dikhai nahi detay..! ( Missing u )

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Gurdy Ki Pathri ka Behtreen or Aazmooda Elaj

Health sms Gurdy Ki Pathri ka Behtreen or Aazmooda Elaj. Shehad, leemu ka ras or zetoon ka tel tino 1-1 Chamcha half glass pani me hal karen or Nehaar mu Piyen. 15 se 20 din me Pathri reza reza ho kar...

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I will Hack, all Your Tears & S0rrows

Caring sms Asalam o Alikam... A Very Nice & Cute Saying !!! I will Hack, all Your Tears & S0rrows.... Just give Me the Password of Your Smile...!! *GOOD EVENING*

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Neend se kaho k hum se sulah kar ly Mohsin

Mohsin Poetry sms Neend se kaho k hum se sulah kar ly Mohsin Wöh shakhs d0or chala gya hai jis k liye jaga karty thy  ..:-(

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